Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Arsenal Season Preview: Get a Hardman + Pull down Russell Brands Pants = Trophy Glory


Pull these bad boy's down and the title is surely Arsenals !



Another season of excitement which is destined for ultimate heartbreak and of course the obligatory pushing for trophies on four fronts beckons for Arsenal who have gone a heart retching four years without a trophy. It seems that my beloved red men are fast becoming the poor Cousin who can play nice football at the top 4’s table.

Over their shoulder lies the big spending petroleum millions of Man City, who’s rich oily cash laden hands seemed to have corrupted one gangly every so slightly over-rated Togolese striker who once called the Emirates his home. Never mind but the trusty signing of Thomas Vermaelen could be a real coup for the Gooners who was joyfully described as ‘a young Belgian Vidic’ by a fellow Gooner.

But all systems are go for the season ahead the golden rule must defeat the supposed ‘little 16’ too many times last season the likes of Stoke, Hull, and even West Ham got the better off us by staying firm in defence and packing out the midfield tighter than Russell Brand’s jeans.

The likes of Robin Van Persie & Theo Walcott have all secured their long term future with the club along with the return of Thomas ‘sick-note’ Rosicky and Eduardo back to his best the club look positively rejuvenated.

Even though we are the team who play the ‘beautiful game’ oh so well Arsenal lack grit and bite which is essential to rule the Premier League for every Fabregas there should be an Essien, Mascherano, or a injured Owen Hargreaves to back him up something Arsenal currently lack.

That said I think that our young side needed that difficult season in their education. I hope for the best and would be happy to finish the season with a winners medal of some form. I feel that Arsene should invest his oil money wisely which he certainly will, but another season without a trophy and I fear Mr Wenger could be pushed out of the door.


Ill leave you with some Classic Arsenal circa 97-98 and a rather awful version of 'hot stuff'.

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